Once upon a time, there was a Presidential Election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate, nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the
two candidates to determine the final winner.

After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Minnesota. There were to be no observers present. Both men would be sent out and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, George W. Bush returned to the starting line with 10 fish. Soon, Al Gore returned with no fish.  Everyone assumed that Al was having another bad hair day or something and hopefully he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day, George W. came in with 20
fish and Al Gore came in again with none.

That evening, Bill Clinton got together secretly with Al Gore and said, "Al, I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I'm gonna dress up this good ole' Southern Boy, James Carville, as a jackass and send him out on the lake to see what's goin' on".

The next night ... after George W. came back with 50 fish and Al Gore with none ... Bill got Carville and Gore together and asked Carville, "Well, what about it boy, is George W. cheatin'?"

"He sure is, Bill, he's cuttin' holes in the ice!"