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John Kerry: The Chameleon Senator

My answer is yes...or is it no...wait...how about a maybe?

   

 

Heinz Turns Ketchup Upside Down!
Now get the same great thick & rich taste of Heinz Tomato Ketchup when you want it and where you want it. It's red, just like all good Communists. The upside-down bottle is just like the upside down American Flag on John Kerry's book cover. Its design ensures that your ketchup is always ready when you are, and the stay-clean cap with control valve gives you total control over where your ketchup goes.

 

Heinz Organic Ketchup!
Heinz Organic Ketchup is the latest in a line of breakthrough ideas by Heinz that has transformed the ketchup, condiments and sauces category in the U.S.

Available in a 15-ounce, plastic squeeze bottle, Heinz Organic Ketchup is made from 100 percent certified organic vine-ripened tomatoes, as well as other certified organic and natural ingredients such as organic sugar, spices and onion powder.

Heinz Organic Ketchup is available in the condiment aisle, and/or the organic section of your supermarket. It's also available in organic and specialty food stores.

With Heinz Ketchup KICK'RSTM, Heinz enhanced America's favorite condiment-ketchup-with three of America's favorite flavors! Try KICK'RSTM in: Zesty Garlic, for ketchup with a burst of savory garlic flavoring and a touch of herbs and spices; Hot & Spicy, for ketchup with a tangy jolt of legendary TABASCO® brand pepper sauce; or Smokey Mesquite, for ketchup with a stampede of mesquite-smoked flavoring and zesty seasonings!.

EZ MarinaderEZ MarinaderTM-
All the flavor, none of the fuss!

If you like marinating, you'll love EZ MarinaderTM! It's the country's first ready-to-use liquid marinade in a flavor-sealed bag. Now you can dress up your meat, poultry and vegetables the EZ way! EZ Marinader is available in three mouth-watering flavors-Jack Daniel's® Mesquite, Classico® Garlic and Herb, and Mr. Yoshida's® Teriyaki. Each 12-ounce bag is large enough to marinate a meal for four to six!

Jack Daniel's® Grilling Sauce comes in four distinctive flavors - Original No.7 Barbecue RecipeT, Sizzling Smokehouse Blend, Tennessee Hickory Mesquite and Spicy Western Chargrill. Before your next barbecue, check out our tips on how to host the Ultimate Grilling Party, and try a few practice runs with our exciting grilling recipes.


Hot, sweet, tangy...what flavor are you?


 

GulosoWhen the Portuguese want to enjoy terrific tomato taste, they turn to Guloso. Guloso can make almost any dish special with its rich and nutritious goodness. What can Guloso do to pep up your meals? Pick some up today and find out.

 

Salad Cream
This groove-a-licious Web site is packed with cool contests, spacey surveys, toys for girls and boys, and much more.

Mr. Yoshida's Fine SaucesMr. Yoshida's® Fine Sauces adds fun and flavor to everyday meals. A versatile marinade and cooking sauce, Mr. Yoshida's Fine Sauces is great for beef, pork, chicken or vegetables.

 

Quick Condiment Fact! Heinz Ketchup, Tomato Juice and Soup are loaded with Lycopene. Lycopene is what gives tomatoes their bright red color. It's also a proven anti-oxidant that may lower the risk of certain diseases, including cancer and heart disease. Not only does Heinz Ketchup taste good, but it's good for you. So keep pouring it on! Lycopene research is ongoing.
 

HeinzSeedAnd if you can't get enough tomato talk, check out HeinzSeed. Heinz USA began tomato breeding in 1936 to help ensure that all tomato factories would have the best tomatoes for their product lines. Today, HeinzSeed continues to develop varieties for Heinz and major industry markets.

 

Meals in Minutes

At Heinz, we not only try to make your life tastier and healthier, we also work hard to offer products that will make your life easier.
 

Ethnic GourmetTake your taste buds on a tantalizing tour of some of the world's finest cuisine. Ethnic Gourmet frozen meals offer an array of sophisticated and savory meals, bowls, wraps and entrees. Each dish has been carefully crafted using rich, aromatic spices, bold flavors and fresh ingredients. It's time you took a vacation from the ordinary frozen fare, and discovered Ethnic Gourmet.

Ore-IdaWhen it comes to the world's most profitable branded potato processor, all "eyes" are on Ore-Ida.

 

PoppersBring Home the Fun with Poppers®!
The top stuffed mild jalapeño snack is full of flavor and full of fun! With 11 different varieties to choose from, you can pop some fun into any menu!

 

 

Lind McCartney MealsThere are many reasons to become a vegetarian, but we're pretty sure that this is the most delicious. Try one today, and see just how delectable vegetarian cuisine can be.

 

Bagel BitesBursting with flavor, Bagel Bites are perfect for kids who consider Action to be a way of life. They might be small in size, but as soon as you explore the site, you'll realize just how big Bagel Bites really are.

 

 

 

OlivineIn 1931, Olivine in Zimbabwe started producing a range of soaps and cooking oil. Today, it also manufactures ketchup, baked beans, canned vegetables and pet foods. Olivine brings families in Zimbabwe top quality food and other household products.


 

WylersWyler's pioneered the development of bouillon and dry soup mix as we know them today - and after 70 years, Wyler's is still known for rich, homemade taste.


 

Weight Watchers Foods
Lose weight, feel great, and do it all - deliciously. Indulge, while you battle the bulge, with these fast and fit-conscious meals.

Smart OnesSmart Ones entrees the delicious way to look and feel your best. Try our Entrées, Bowls, Pizzas, Desserts and even our new Smartwich!
 

Boston MarketLeave it up to Heinz to bring the fresh, quality ingredients prepared with that homestyle touch out of Boston Market® and into the supermarket. Now, that same great taste you've come to know and love is available in a freezer section near you.

Feeding the Baby
How's this for Baby Talk! Heinz has been making baby food since 1930, and offers everything from specially prepared vegetables, fruits and meats for infants to "main meals" and desserts specially created for toddlers, and even a range of snack items for preschoolers.

Heinz BabyCanadian moms and dads could spend all day surfing this site. It's packed with expert nutritional information, free coupons and tips, meal planners and the latest products and promotions.

PlasmonParents everywhere trust Heinz. That's why in Italy, the Plasmon Environmental Oasis program is the hallmark of purity and safety.

Farley'sBritain's smartest moms and dads know how special Farley's Baby Food is. That's probably why more parents choose Farley's for their infants over any other baby food product.


 

tinytumstinytums.co.uk is the definitive baby food site in the UK for parents, carers, health care professionals and mums and dads-to-be.

 

Polly Rice Flour - Ne-nerina Cereal Mixes - Polly Mi ChichaNe-nerina Cereal Mixes
Ne-nerina is a range of non-precooked cereals, used to prepare porridges and to thicken milk of baby bottles.

Polly Rice Flour
Polly, is a rice flour mainly used also for infant feeding and to prepare a traditional Venezuelan beverage (called chicha) consumed by the entire family.

Polly Mi Chicha
Mi Chicha Polly is an instant "chicha" mix that targets consumers who are looking for convenience and are willing to pay more for an instant product.

 

 

John Kerry's fellow Hanoi activist, Jane Fonda, traveled to North Vietnam in 1972 where she visited that country's anti aircraft emplacements. Pictured right, Fonda cheered the spirits of communists gunners by wearing a gunners steel helmet and peeping thru the gunsight, "looking for one of those blue eyed murderers." Jane Fonda on NVA anti-aircraft gun

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