Personal Information:

Name ___________________son

Sex: ___ Ole ___ Lena

Home Address ________________ Cabin Address ________________

Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Other

Income: ____We do OK ____We're Blessed ____None of your beeswax

Qualifications: (check all that apply)
___ I own a gas powered ice auger.
___ I've been trick or treating in two feet of snow.
___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk.
___ I've been to a block party.
___ My first beer was a Schmidt.
___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car.
___ I have a backup set of jumper cables in my trunk.
___ I own at least one pair of snowshoes.
___ I have a box of wax for my skis
___ I have at least one axe that cost more than $60

True/ False:
___ I actually listen to telemarketers.
___ "Have a Nice Day" is an ORDER!
___ Local TV news anchors are celebrities.
___ Part of my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.
___ A Coca-Cola is a "pop".
___ Hot Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated plate.

Multiple Choice:
It's time to wear a hat when.
A) The temperature is "a bit" below zero.
B) Your mother tells you to.
C) The temperature is -30 and the wind chill is approaching Kelvin temperature ratings.

Essay Question:
What "UFF-DA" really means to me ____________________________________

You know you're from Minnesota when.....

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.
An Interstate Highway has been closed down because, "It looks pretty bad, eh."
"Vacation" means going to Biwabik for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours. "She's about an hour and terty minutes der..."
You know several people who have hit deer while driving more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
You've worn shorts and a down jacket at the same time.
Your grandparents drive 85 mph through a blizzard, without flinching.
You wear hunting clothes to social events.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.
You think of the major food groups as venison, walleye, cheese and beer.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store at any given time.
You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'s.
You have eaten lutefisk.
Your mom has fed you aebleskivers for breakfast.

Aebleskivers being made: