|
 An
Amish farmer was walking through his field and notices a man
drinking from his pond.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Translation: Don’t drink the water;
the cows have shit in it.
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim,
I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you’ll
get more shit off your ass."
Special thanks to Alan for sending me this
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