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One, Single Payer System
September 15, 2009

One, single payer system that's what we intend to get.
One, single payer system perhaps not all of it yet.
Something that Bill and Hillary could not do.
We'll just abolish illness with you-know-who.

One, single payer system everybody gets their share.
But we'll never have to ration care, no way son.
Hell, folks he can heal the planet.
Disease, well, we'll simply have to ban it,
Cause he's the one!

One, single payer system like our neighbors the Canucks.
One, single payer system but ours will be real deluxe.
In one fell swoop we're solving the health care crunch,
Who says that we don't believe that theres no free lunch?!

One, single payer system lets do it for Uncle Ted.
Pretty soon he's dead, its time to get it done.
This is change you can believe in.
Trust me, you know we ain't deceiving.
Cause he's the one.

One, single payer system might be kinda tough to sell.
One, single payer system won't leave it up to Michelle.
Harry and Nancy you folks can calm your fears.
And he'll get coverage that will fix those ears!

One, single payer system covers every healthcare need.
No time to read the bill just pass Obama Care.
But it sounds a little socialistic.
This pig is gonna need some lipstick.
Obama-care!!!

Courtesy of the very humorous folks at the Karl Marx Treatment Center Presents, and their ridiculously "chock-full of funny" website at: ThePeople'sCube (http://www.thepeoplescube.com)

   
 

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