Masked Palestinian Hamas activists, wearing white martyrs' shrouds which read "martyr" on their chests, march as another demonstrator holds a picture of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein during an anti war rally in the West Bank town of Nablus Friday April 4, 2003.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:

No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas.

You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!