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The Promised Land
April 8, 2010

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."




Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."




Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land!






Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....

I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got connected to a freakin' call center outsourced overseas in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

Jihad Truck Bomb


Special thanks to Noah for sending me this gem...


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