Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans,
the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got connected to a freakin'
call center outsourced overseas in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Special thanks to Noah for sending me this gem...