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Admiral Abramovich launches his $500 million mega-yachtski:
Currently the world's biggest yacht
(and it even has its own submarine)
June 13, 2009

From the UK Mail Foreign Service: http://www.dailymail.co.uk

It is the biggest private yacht in existence and comes with a missile-detection system, two helipads, a luxury spa, swimming pool and a miniature submarine. But when you're Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich, only the most ostentatious displays of wealth will do. His latest baby is the Eclipse, a 557-footer reported to have cost a staggering $500 million.

Photo caption: Eclipsing the opposition: Roman Abramovich's new yacht slides out of the ship-yard in Hamburg, Germany. It comes with a raft of features including two heli-pads, a pool and a missile-detection system

As it glided out of the Blohm & Voss shipyard, in Hamburg, Germany, it was so breathtaking that many stopped to watch, barely able to believe their eyes. To keep the oligarch safe, the Eclipse has a military-grade missile defence system, armour-plating around Abramovich's master suite and bullet-proof windows.

There is also a private submarine, which doubles as an escape pod. (Paranoid freak?)

The project has been shrouded in such secrecy that at one point the shipbuilders would only say that a yacht called Eclipse was being built somewhere in Germany. Needless to say, they would not confirm who had bought it. But there is little doubt that 40-year-old Abramovich who already owns four luxury vessels, is the proud owner.

According to industry experts, the Eclipse has been specifically designed to overshadow the world's current largest private yacht, a 525-footer owned by Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai, often mistaken as General Zod from the Superman II movie:

Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum
General Zod - Superman II
Roman Abramovich
Wait a sec...This guy is a billionaire, and he looks to be wearing a circa 1979 Armitron LCD knock-off watch that could be bought in an Amoco gas station in 1986 for about $1.99? Who the hell is this guy?

Abramovich's new toy is due to be delivered in 2010 and will join the rest of his fleet. None of his ships - the Pelorus (377ft), the Ecstasea (282ft) and the Sussurro (161ft) - are insubstantial but the Eclipse will dwarf them all. The oil magnate, who is the 11th richest man in the world according to Forbes, uses his yachts for very specific purposes. Originally built for a Saudi sheikh, the Pelorus is used for entertaining and boasts room for 22 guests and 40 staff. It has two helipads, an indoor pool and a steam room.

He uses the Ecstasea, which comes complete with Chinese-themed interior, for cruising and the Sussuro for short journeys and to loan to friends.

Annual overhead for the boats is more than $25 million, and it costs him $120,000 just to fill up the tanks of his current largest boat, Pelorus.
The son of Jewish parents, Abramovich began his business career selling plastic ducks from a grim Moscow apartment but, within a few years, his vast wealth spread from oil conglomerates to pig farms.

Russia's richest man has flourished under president Vladimir Putin, with critics saying he used his government ties to take over former state-owned assests and reap the profits for personal use.

Outside of Russia, the 41-year-old is known as owner of the Chelsea Football Club. He is also known to entertain players and British financiers on his yachts.

Abramovich reportedly lost up to $21.4 billion in the recent global financial crisis, but he was already in the process of having his biggest-ever yacht built.

Tony's Note: Okay, the guy is rich, and I actually have no problem with him spending half a billion dollars on a new yacht if he wants to, and can afford it. He's obviously keeping some skilled workers employed at the Blohm & Voss shipyard, in Hamburg, Germany. But seriously, I wish he would find a more productive way to spend his excess money. Fund a few X-Prize awards, or something, for crying out loud.

 

   
 

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