If you have broadband Internet, just click on the links. If you are a Luddite, or live in the sticks, right click on link and select

Save Target As...

for best results. Then view it right from your hard drive.

The first is a montage of great moments that athletes will learn to regret...

http://www.cycleridesusa.com/video/athletes.wmv (Windows Media Viewer Clip)

Added humor: (not sure if this is real, but tragically funny if it is...)

http://www.cycleridesusa.com/video/carwreck.wmv (Windows Media Viewer Clip)

Extra Bonus Humor... (BlondeStar):

http://www.cyclerides.com/blondestar2004.mp3 (MP3 Audio Clip)

See my OnStar info where I guarantee that they will never give me a promotion...

Special thanks to Mark H. for sending me these gems...