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| "You Americans..." |
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent
to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat
was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked,
"Ma'am, could you please move your dog. I need that seat."
The French woman looked down her nose at the American,
sniffed and said, "You Americans. Your are such a rude
class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi needs that
seat?"
The American walked away determined to find a place to
rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train,
found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again
he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You
Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also
arrogant.... Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over,
picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train
and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and
railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and
chastise the American.
An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up
indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have
a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the
fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong
side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong
bitch out the window!"Thanks to
Jack Turner for sending in this gem...
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