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1. Eighteen holes of match play will
teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing
with him across a desk.
~Grantland
Rice
2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and
the child. Just how childlike golf players become is
proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
~John
Updike
3. It is almost impossible to remember
how tragic a place the world is when one is playing
golf.
~Robert
Lynd
4. If profanity had an influence on
the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played
far better than it is.
~Horace
G. Hutchinson
5. They say golf is like life, but don't
believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
~Gardner
Dickinson
6. If a lot of people gripped a knife
and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve
to death.
~Sam Snead
7. Golf is a day spent in a round of
strenuous idleness.
~William
Wordsworth
8.. If you drink, don't drive. Don't
even putt.
~Dean
Martin
9. If you are going to throw a club,
it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway,
so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick
it up.
~Tommy
Bolt
10. Man blames fate for other accidents,
but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole
in one.
~Author
Unknown
11. I don't say my golf game is bad,
but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
~Author
Unknown
12. My handicap? Woods and irons.
~Chris
Codiroli
13. The ardent golfer would play Mount
Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.
~Pete
Dye
14. I'm hitting the woods just great
... but having a terrible time getting out of them!
~Author
Unknown
15. The only time my prayers are never
answered is on the golf course.
~Billy
Graham
16. If you think it's hard to meet new
people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~Jack
Lemmon
17. It's good sportsmanship to not pick
up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
~Mark
Twain
18. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds
a day are plenty.
~Harry
Vardon
19. Golf and sex are the only things
you can enjoy without being good at them.
~Jimmy
DeMaret
20. May thy ball lie in green pastures
.... and not in still waters.
~Author
Unknown
21. If I hit it right, it's a slice.
If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight,
it's a miracle.
~Author
Unknown
22. The difference in golf and government
is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
~George
Deukmejian
And Finally . . .
23. Golf is a game invented by the same
people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
~Author
Unknown
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