"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
"U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
"Water-boarding is Out, So Kill Them All!"
"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"
"U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? Some Recoil"
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
U.S. Marines: We Make Your Landing Easier
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
"Do Draft-Dodgeing Scum Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan
And still my favorite, seen on a Texas Marine's pickup truck at Camp Perry, Ohio this year, was:
"Okay, Joke's Over. Bring Back the U.S. Constitution!"
Special thanks to my Uncle Bob for sending me collection of gems! |
