"Haydair."

"Lobuddy."

"Benearlong?"

"Coplhours."

"Crieps, cetchenenny?"

"Yepgoddafew."

"Vairdaybittn?"

"Oberdair."

"Kindarday?"

"Valleye ennordern."

"Ennysizetooum?"

"Cuplapowns."

"Oofda, bittenard?"

"Ya nohowdeyar."

"Vahchaoozin? Dalindyrik?"

"Ohyeahdonchano."

"Fichen ondaboddum?"

"Rydoopneardaboddum."

"Howdeeperya?"

"Bouttvenyfeet..."

"Oh, Vachadrinkin?"

"Hadacouplabeers."

"Velligoddago."

"Tubad."

"Seeyaround."

"Yeahtakideeze."

"Guluk."

"Yoobetcha."

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