"I'm
a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I
like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally,
pretty women. I believe the money I make belongs to me and
my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with
a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies. I don't care
about appearing compassionate. I think playing with toy
guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your
kids and giving them Prozac might. I think I'm doing
better than the homeless. I don't think being a minority
makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be
tolerant of others because they are different, weird or
make me mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily
up to others expectations. I know what SEX is and there
are not varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you
want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else
should have to. I believe that if you are selling me a
Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you
do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an
American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and
forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can
leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect
ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it.
I
think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt
if you're running from them after they tell you to stop.
If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in
English, see the previous line. I don't use the excuse
"it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions
or actions.
I know how to count votes and I feel
much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation
do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of
lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is"-ever. I
don't think just because you were not born in this
country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't
sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel,
7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the
indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education
because they can't afford it.
I didn't take the initiative in
inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell dog was
funny. I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't
mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car
when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right
to.
I
think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The
Box. I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words
light, lite or fat-free on the package. Our soldiers did
not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in
vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you
can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is
open to interpretation.
The guys who wrote it were light years
ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now
leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
I don't hate the rich. I help the poor.
I know wrestling is fake. I've never owned, or was a
slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't
wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me
because some prior white people were idiots - and
remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races
have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of
them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal
Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's
Angel with an attitude. I want to know exactly which
church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches;
and, what exactly is his job function.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any
red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but
if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.
I think Bill Gates has every right to
keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it
makes you mad, then invent the next operating system
that's better and put your name on the building.
Ask your buddy that invented the
Internet to help you. I don't believe in hate crime
legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad.
You're
telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled,
another nationality, or otherwise different from the
mainstream of this country has more value as a human being
that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd
say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's
enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef,
turkey fake anything sucks. I believe that it doesn't take
a village to raise a child-it takes a parent with the guts
to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!"
when it's necessary to do so. I'll admit that the only
movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller. I didn't
realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked
down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these
beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me
that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep
from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor
disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream
media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by some people's
definition, I may be a bad American. But that's tough."
Ted Nugent |