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Drinking Rule
August 17, 2005 |
| A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly
throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol
and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
drink from the same glass twice." |
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| An Iraqi, obviously impressed by
this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the
air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand
to make glasses that we don't need to drink out
of the same glass twice either." |
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| The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber,
picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In
America, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." |
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"GOD BLESS TEXAS"
Special thanks to Curt for
sending me this gem... |
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