"Men, this stuff that some
sources sling around about America wanting out of this
war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit.
Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans
love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for
three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your
homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your
own self respect, because you would not want to be
anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real
men and all real men like to fight. When you, here,
everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion
marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the
big league ball players, and the All-American football
players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not
tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans
play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in
hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans
have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very
idea of losing is hateful to an American."
The
General paused and looked over the crowd. "You are not all
going to die," he said slowly. "Only two percent of you
right here today would die in a major battle. Death must
not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes,
every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's
not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the
same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of
them watching men fight who are just as scared as they
are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is
scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under
fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days.
But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower
his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his
innate manhood. Battle is the most magnificent competition
in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that
is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride
themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men. Remember
that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and
probably more so. They are not supermen."
"All through your Army
careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken
shit drilling". That, like everything else in this Army,
has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness.
Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a
fuck for a man who's not always on his toes. You men are
veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's
to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to
stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German
son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you
and beat you to death with a sockful of shit!" The men
roared in agreement.
Patton's grim expression
did not change. "There are four hundred neatly marked
graves somewhere in Sicily", he roared into the
microphone, "All because one man went to sleep on the
job". He paused and the men grew silent. "But they are
German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before
they did". The General clutched the microphone tightly,
his jaw out-thrust, and he continued, "An Army is a team.
It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This
individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious
bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday
Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under
fire than they know about fucking!"
The men slapped their legs
and rolled in glee. This was Patton as the men had
imagined him to be, and in rare form, too. He hadn't let
them down. He was all that he was cracked up to be, and
more. He had IT!
"We have the finest food,
the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in
the world", Patton bellowed. He lowered his head and shook
it pensively. Suddenly he snapped erect, faced the men
belligerently and thundered, "Why, by God, I actually pity
those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God,
I do". The men clapped and howled delightedly. There would
be many a barracks tale about the "Old Man's" choice
phrases. They would become part and parcel of Third Army's
history and they would become the bible of their slang.
"My men don't surrender",
Patton continued, "I don't want to hear of any soldier
under my command being captured unless he has been hit.
Even if you are hit, you can still fight back. That's not
just bull shit either. The kind of man that I want in my
command is just like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a
Luger against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the
gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the
Kraut with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went
out and killed another German before they knew what the
hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this man had a
bullet through a lung. There was a real man!"
Patton stopped and the
crowd waited. He continued more quietly, "All of the real
heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either. Every
single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don't ever let
up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every
man has a job to do and he must do it. Every man is a
vital link in the great chain. What if every truck driver
suddenly decided that he didn't like the whine of those
shells overhead, turned yellow, and jumped headlong into a
ditch? The cowardly bastard could say, "Hell, they won't
miss me, just one man in thousands". But, what if every
man thought that way? Where in the hell would we be now?
What would our country, our loved ones, our homes, even
the world, be like? No, Goddamnit, Americans don't think
like that. Every man does his job. Every man serves the
whole. Every department, every unit, is important in the
vast scheme of this war. The ordnance men are needed to
supply the guns and machinery of war to keep us rolling.
The Quartermaster is needed to bring up food and clothes
because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to
steal. Every last man on K.P. has a job to do, even the
one who heats our water to keep us from getting the 'G.I.
Shits'."
Patton paused, took a deep
breath, and continued, "Each man must not think only of
himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We
don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be
killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this
war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more
brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have
a nation of brave men. One of the bravest men that I ever
saw was a fellow on top of a telegraph pole in the midst
of a furious fire fight in Tunisia. I stopped and asked
what the hell he was doing up there at a time like that.
He answered, "Fixing the wire, Sir". I asked, "Isn't that
a little unhealthy right about now?" He answered, "Yes
Sir, but the Goddamned wire has to be fixed". I asked,
"Don't those planes strafing the road bother you?" And he
answered, "No, Sir, but you sure as hell do!" Now, there
was a real man. A real soldier. There was a man who
devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how seemingly
insignificant his duty might appear at the time, no matter
how great the odds. And you should have seen those trucks
on the rode to Tunisia. Those drivers were magnificent.
All day and all night they rolled over those
son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering
from their course, with shells bursting all around them
all of the time. We got through on good old American guts.
Many of those men drove for over forty consecutive hours.
These men weren't combat men, but they were soldiers with
a job to do. They did it, and in one hell of a way they
did it. They were part of a team. Without team effort,
without them, the fight would have been lost. All of the
links in the chain pulled together and the chain became
unbreakable."
The General paused and
stared challengingly over the silent ocean of men. One
could have heard a pin drop anywhere on that vast
hillside. The only sound was the stirring of the breeze in
the leaves of the bordering trees and the busy chirping of
the birds in the branches of the trees at the General's
left.
"Don't forget," Patton
barked, "you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of
that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not
supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not
supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed
to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out
be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them
raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus
Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that
son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton'."
"We want to get the hell
over there", Patton continued, "The quicker we clean up
this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little
jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their
nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the
credit."
The men roared approval
and cheered delightedly. This statement had real
significance behind it. Much more than met the eye and the
men instinctively sensed the fact. They knew that they
themselves were going to play a very great part in the
making of world history. They were being told as much
right now. Deep sincerity and seriousness lay behind the
General's colorful words. The men knew and understood it.
They loved the way he put it, too, as only he could.
Patton continued quietly,
"Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The
quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards
who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker
we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin
and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin", he yelled, "I am
personally going to shoot that paper hanging
son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!"
"When a man is lying in a
shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a German will
get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell
with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want
them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving.
And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win
this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing
the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or
ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the
sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living
Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our
tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers
by the bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing
business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will
spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the
guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe
the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt
it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend
beside you, you'll know what to do!"
"I don't want to get any
messages saying, "I am holding my position." We are not
holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are
advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding
onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to
twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of
the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to
keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go
over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go
through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a
tin horn!"
"From time to time there
will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too
hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I
believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat
will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more
Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer
of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties.
I want you all to remember that."
The General paused. His
eagle like eyes swept over the hillside. He said with
pride, "There is one great thing that you men will all be
able to say after this war is over and you are home once
again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when
you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on
your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World
War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other
knee and say, "Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in
Louisiana." No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye
and say, "Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third
Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!" |