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Famed alien implant expert Dr. Roger Leir has
announced that an apparent “nanoufo” that flew into
his home has gone down the throat of his daughter’s parakeet
and not come out. “We got the entire incident on videotape,”
Dr. Leir told New York Times’ UFO editor Leslie Keane.
The authenticity of the tape was confirmed by famed saucer expert
and MacArthur Foundation Genius Award winner Randi Zwingle.
Dr. Zwingle said, “the bird no longer cheeps like a parakeet,
but rather makes sounds like something very small backfiring,
and emits a thin stream of purple smoke from its nostrils.”
Dr. Zwingle added, “the UFO was too small to actually be
visible on the tape, but that’s irrelevant.”
Authorities removed the Leir family from their
home, out of concern that the parakeet could explode. They are
expected to receive a FEMA trailer in 2008 or 2009. “We’ll
have an ETA on that,” FEMA Sub Co-Director of Redirected
Temporary Shelter Redirection Joe Ratzinger told the Times’
Ms. Keane.
In an earlier UFO-related consumption event
in the Leir household, Dr. Leir’s daughter drank a collection
of alien implants that had been stored in the back of the refrigerator,
mistaking them for a pitcher of lemonade. |
