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The Turbo Encabulator
January 3, 2012

The Turboencabulator or turbo-encabulator (and its later incarnation, the retroencabulator or retro-encabulator) is a fictional machine whose alleged existence became an in-joke and subject of professional humor among engineers. The explanation of the supposed product makes extensive use of technobabble. The patented Reciprocating Dingle-Arm was quite a significant feature!

And The New and Improved Model!
The deployment of Anhydrous Nangling Pins obviously made all the difference on this one. And the special induction phase during the Flannel-Shirtisborg Process of Phenyl-hydro-benzamine made this flammer-jammer really shine. Pretty amazing peristocity levels on that mixture! And Shalmondelez' Annular-Grade Coefficient in the fluxular value index was just so amazingly off the scale! Wow. Awesomely awesome Pfanner-Sparish geofunkular retro-mintiharish flex-science spatial retrimobile Rehibulars, actually. No f#@*ing shit, right? However, I never knew they ever scored that high of those values in the flaxon metriculars. Who the hell knew? You think you have all that shit in memorized tables in your head, and then you get THAT thrown at you! Sheesh!



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