US Marines: Five Things to remember in life:
- Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
- Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.
Special thanks to Noah for sending in this gem... |
