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Yes, you may be surprised to learn that you
could actually afford to advertise your product or
services on this site!
With a solid demographic of about 40
daily visitors that includes misfits, deer hunters, conspiracy hunters,
and people who destroy 4-wheelers in mud bogs just for the
fun of it, you can't go wrong to advertise your
"upscale" products and services here.
After doing a thorough search of
products that have a serious low visibility
advertisement level on the Internet and could
benefit from using my site as a springboard to launch
these almost unheard of products and services, I extend an
invitation to the following companies who are offering
services such as:
- Penis enlargement wonder drugs (we
are all desperately trying to find a source for
these!)
- Mortgage Re-Finance through off-shore
banking companies with names like "Bob's
Bank"
- Blind Date Setups with Las Vegas
Showgirls who want to talk
- Cut-rate Narcotic Pharmaceuticals
with no FDA oversight
- Pocket Fisherman rod & reel combo
units, and it fits in your pocket!
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Someone please advertise an
"Atlas Body" magic pill to get people
excited to look like this and show off on the beach
to their girlfriends!
I assume your "magic
pills" will work and give me and my friends
envious arm-pipes like this spokes-model! |
 Remember,
the Pocket Fisherman® made millions of $$$$ by
advertising on sites like mine! And I have a serious
demographic of serious fisherman, who would be extremely
interested in a product like that to bring in the big
stuff at pro national tournaments.
Before anyone scoffs at the Pocket
Fisherman®, one of my professional fisherman friends told
me,
"This thing lands the
world-record fish every cast. Look, it even comes with a
bobber!"
If you are interested in advertising
your products or services on my website, I am always up
for negotiation. Rates start at $75,000 (which
coincidentally is the going rate for a LARC-LX
60- ton (Lighter, Amphibious,
Resupply, Cargo) beach land attack delivery vehicle.
Please contact me to see if you make the
grade and my minimum 24-pixel by 4-pixel banner cost
specs. All products will be completely tested and
authorized by me before being advertised.
See
Courtesy Example Product web page
Tony Rogers
P.O. Box 1249573498999
Dept. Ferrari Here I Come
Los Angeles, CA, 99784
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