A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a retired World War II Fighter Pilot on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the retired Fighter Pilot asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The Fighter Pilot then immediately handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a damn choice!"
Special thanks to Greg for sending me this gem of a fighter pilot joke...